Recent Show Reviews

PEELANDER Z and THE PHENOMENAUTS @ The Ashkenaz

Both of these bands are hella gimmicky, with elaborate stage shows and song titles that rely heavily on cheap puns. Possibly they are intended to appeal more to teenagers than to people my age (~25), but I think that's underestimating the average teenager rockist consumer. Anyway, my friend likes this stuff and he dragged me along.

Peelander Z is three (four? five? do backup dancers and offstage guitarists count?) Japanese natives living in NYC and making trashy punk rock inspired by Godzilla and the Power Rangers. The songs are two-chord stompers that really only exist as an excuse for stage diving and wacky animal costumes. That said, it was pretty entertaining, but not really in a way that made me want to join in. I'd rather watch it on youtube, you know?

The Phenomenauts are an Oakland band which I think has played Warped Tour, and that's probably where my friend knows them from. The name and that fact alone can probably paint a better image than any description I can provide. They do a kitschy "psychobilly in outerspace" thing which never really gets campy enough to be fun, it's just some 200bpm apolitical retro hetero nonsense that I can't really feel and can't get into. The lasers looked expensive, but they didn't bother to tune their instruments, and the whole thing was just a mess.

NO AGE and TITUS ANDRONICUS @ The Rickshaw Stop

Got into this one free through an online promotion for some D.O.A. alt-indie music portal, so the crowd was a little weird, a lot of teenage "bros" and general creepsters. Can't say I loved Titus Andronicus, as the main impression I came away with was that they need to turn down the mic on the harmonica and ditch one of the guitarists. If I'm going to die of tinnitus, I don't want to be during some half-assed indie blues progression.

(Maybe the lyrics are good, I couldn't hear them.)

No Age put on a good show but it definitely wasn't the venue for them. Too much space, too much noise. They really belong in a basement. But they tried hard and brought the energy and harassed the crowd for just standing around and looking like the douchebags they were. By the end of the show everybody was moving around and having a good time.

MOUNT EERIE and WHITE FANG @ Million Fishes

There were some other bands too but I don't remember who they were/wasn't listening when they played. The show was in a basement behind the actual Million Fishes gallery, which is cool because you almost never get to go to actual basement shows in the bay.

White Fang was the first band I saw, some teenage posi hardcore outfit from Oregon who played a 10-minute set that totally worked for me. I didn't know kids still did this kind of stuff. Mount Eerie was just Phil Elvrum with a guitar, playing by himself in the corner of the room. He's really working the loner regression metal jams right now, it's a style that I don't think anybody else can touch. The chord progressions don't make much sense and the songs end abruptly, but it all feels right for what he's singing about. The lyrics are very domestic/natural, sometimes about animals or houses or dying alone, totally engrossing and awesome.

Nu Age

Give me back my Ouija board.

Welcome to Outer Space

Rockets - Space Rock (1978)



Space - The Magic Fly (1977)

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Hey everybody, it's spring!

And I just ordered some tapes from Gift Tapes. Let you know what I think when they get here.

Berkeley, CA

Music in our backyard seems to mostly consist of amateur guitar acousmatics and maddening thrash/ska hybrids. 924 Gilman Street we blame you. The worst music in the world seems like it could be the best thing, but then it isn't, and this is the delineation between idea and reality. If it all took place in basements I'd probably be feeling it more, but nobody has a basement around here.

Anyway we keep on pumping/dumping. Kid Wizard's C30 is almost officially done (promos ship next week, or as soon as we get the cassette labels printed). But go ahead and pre-order if you can feel the outer space vibes pulsing in your location. Eyescraper's "Skull Magnet" is recorded and just waiting for the dubbing and final tracklist, and after that comes Stylebiter and then Slurpee Stains and then probably something else.

MP3x:
Kid Wizard - Waste Lands

Do Not Understand

Is that the point?

I want to explode in one thousand different ways into different organisms and mindstates/colors, the flavors of artificially colored high fructose corn syrup, buying groceries on an astral plane, neck and neck with stasis. Is there anything more boring maybe not. People regress to the mean and the only thing worth doing is solipsism, not socialism. There is no such thing as a transcendental humanist.

Living in a hippie commune in a bubble-wrapped timewarp where everyone is a teenager in love. Truth ends at age twenty-two, fear begins. How to fight/how to fall. In public and in private.

(Ambiguous stimuli.)

Leave the rest for the dust mites.

BAD DAYS

Aren't they all? But there's some cool stuff over at Cassette Gods, don't feel so down.

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